So I hope you’re all familiar with peacocks, the male birds
who have elaborate and shiny tale structures meant to attract their mates. Well
I enjoy calling the avid wearers of flash art clothing peacocks. Flash art clothing include any clothes
that are marketed to men that have: giant crosses all over them, elaborate
oversized stitching, glitter, over branding, glitter, snarky phrases or one
liners, jeans with elaborate butt designs, did I mention glitter? I know I am not the most masculine man
in the world, but when the clothing marketed to me says that I should wear
glitter on my apparel to stand out immediately raises a flag, and that I should
pay upwards of $70 for a “designer” shirt makes it all the worse.
Now, I know this is becoming a rant, but I feel I should say
to each his own. That being said
using money to buy clothes to get a significant other shouldn’t be the goal,
working on your personality and improving a wardrobe should be the main goal of
any man interested in getting into a real relationship. Instead of choosing to buy label ridden
clothing simplify your clothing instead.
I cant stress enough how big a difference simple clothing and a good personality
makes your appeal to people rise.
So basically: simplify your clothing, work on yourself,
spend more money on craft beers rather than glittery shirts!
Stay fresh, stay awesome!
-Dillon
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